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The Facts

Code Name: Illusion/Fiction/Anya/Girly Vamp/ Lala/ Mango/ Jericha/ Jade/

Real Name: Laura

Height: 5'6 1/2

Hair

-Length: Middle of back.

-Texture: Spiral Curls (natural)

-Color: Reddish brown.

Eyes: Chocolate brown

Skin: Caucasian (Tan)

Sign: Libra

Birthdate: October 12th

Spoken Languages: Fluent English, a bit of Spanish, a bit of French, a microscopic bit of Japanese, and halfway decent Portuguese.

Religion: For the moment I'm just "spirtitual"

Quote: (after somehow being hurt): "MOTHER &^%$#*! OW! SON OF A BITCH! OWWWWW!"

Occupation: Student, Distance Runner, Computer Chick, Writer for my school newspaper, member of Chess Club (OK, shut up), Fan Fiction Writer, Generic Geek, and Free Lance Philosipher.

Personality Traits

Hobbies: Shopping, writing, reading books and Tarot cards, working out, web mistressing, meditating, vegging out in front of the TV, debating religion with anyone who brings it up (usually my friends).

Likes: My friends, certain members of my family, solid plotlines, dark humor, open minded people, scrawny pale guys, beefed up muscley guys (of all skin types) sh- hell, any guy I'm not related to is great in my opinion.

Dislikes: Religous fanatics, conformists, too many family members to list, broccli, fanfics without punctuation or capitilization, tired plotlines, migranes, ignorance, injustice, disease, hunger, drugs, poverty, and math of all kinds.

Entertainment

Favorite Musical Artists: Bif Naked, Three Doors Down, Garbage, Aerosmith, Aimee Mann, Bush, Smashing Pumpkins, Metallica, Barenaked Ladies, Beasite Boys, Blink 182, Bree Sharp, Creed, Dido, Godsmack, Hole, Nirvana (RIP Kurt), Kittie, Veruca Salt, Nina Gordon, Limp Bizket, Linkin Park, Fuel, Lit, Luchious Jackson, Nine Days, Stroke 9, Papa Roach, No Doubt, Alanis Morissette, Tori Amos, Everlast, Everclear, Slipknot, Santana, Eminem, The Offspring, Tonic, a Perfect Circle, and the Goo Goo Dolls.

Favorite Comic Books: Witchblade, WWF, Batman, X-Men, Darkness, Tomb Raider, Sailor Moon, Star Wars (only the Boba Fett or Darth Vader ones), and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer.

Favorite Anime: Sailor Moon, Pokemon, and Vampire Hunter D.

Favorite Movies: The Matrix, Clerks, Happy Gilmore, Mallrats, Dogma, Sleepy Hollow, X-Men, Keeping the Faith, Batman (1-3), The X-Files, Independence Day, What Lies Beneath, The Star Wars Trilogy, Austin Powers (1 & 2), Interview With the Vampire, and Silence of the Lambs.

Favorite TV Shows: WWF , The Real World, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer and Angel, Daria, Whose Line is It Anyways, Real Sex , Loveline, Sex in the City, Undressed, Batman: The Animated Series, Sailor Moon, Pokemon (the Brock era), SNL, The Howard Stern Show, MST3K, South Park,TRL, Road Rules, Mad TV, Roswell, and Celebrity Deathmatch.

Favorite Books: The Anne Rice Vampire Chronicles, The Mists of Avalon, The Silence of the Lambs Trilogy, Roswell, Mankind: Have a Nice Day, A Density of Souls, East of Eden, Star Wars books (only the ones about the bounty hunters and a few about the YJK).

Favorite Video Games: Final Fantasy VII, Parasite Eve, Wild Arms, WWF Attitude, Resident Evil (DC, 2, Nemisis), and Tomb Raider.

Food and Drink

Favorite Drinks: Herbal Tea, juice, soda, Snapple , water, SoBe, and anything that will keep me up all night.

Favorite Foods: Pizza, Garden Burgers, breakfast foods (cereal, pancakes, waffles, etc.), yogurt, fruit , and salads (if you haven't guessed yet, I'm a vegetarian).

Favorite Snacks: Nachos, anything chocolate, anything gummy, Strawberry Cream Savers, yogurt, and of course: chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream. Unfortunatly -save the yogurt and hard candies- I eat this stuff once in a blue moon... mainly because my metabolism runs at the speed of a snail so it's eat right or stop zipping up my pants.

Wrestling Preferences

Favorite Company: WWF

Favorite Wrestling Show: WWF Raw is War

Favorite Wrestling Website: Rajah WWF

Favorite People

-Face Male: Chris Jericho

-Heel Male: Triple H

-Face Female: Lita

-Heel Female: Tori

-Face Tag Team: The Hardy Boyz

-Heel Tag Team: T & A

-Valet: Chyna

-McMahon: Shane

Codes

The Comic Geek Code:

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The Final Fantasy Code:

[G](B)7(#)7b,8,T(F)7(C)Vc,Rn,Rf(V)Se(O)++(D)?(R)=
[P](A)=(H)+(W)=(G)F(E)Br(T)dBr(L)++(P)neMA(R)Cd(C)Ae

Teenage Geek Code: c-H+WH++DG-S+++M+++OOG+B+ol+++!AT++Cot+++K++MR*tv-tr++x+ma+g++Q+r+++F+++!pofr+:+

 

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